aka cancerous guy who makes unfunny jokes

  • I live in i actually live on uranus to your surprise
  • I was born on September 11
  • My occupation is to be an unfunny comedian, pose models on steam, and write fiction.
  • I am an unfunny human male
  • Yakkorinio

    seriously though, is it still related to the lore, or is talking about fnaf world banned from the fandom forever?

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  • Yakkorinio

    hello internet welcome to blog theory where we'll be making theories about some of the most interesting subjects in fnaf

    recently i saw that a theory that golden freddy was actually a spare freddy suit that was pissed on

    here's the evidence

    be warned that this is very disturbing and gave me chills when i was researching it

    • insert 10 minutes of jokes, backstory, minor clues and some crazy interesting theory that is then debunked*

    and that's the story of why golden freddy is just piss-colored freddy

    but hey, that's just a theory.

    a theory-on-a-blog-that's-about-a-game theory.

    thanks for watching

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  • Yakkorinio

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand how to beat 4/20 mode in the original FNAF. The mechanics and pattern of the animatronics is extremely random, and without a solid grasp of how the game works and a calm personality most of the players will get jumpscared. There's also Foxy's undecisive outlook, which is deftly woven into his mechanic as well- his personal opinion on you watching him draws heavily from insecure people, for example. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the atmopshere and depths of the lore and games, to realise that they're not just scary- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike FNAF truly ARE idiots- of course they wo…

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  • Yakkorinio

    freddy has killed me for the last time on night five

    using my almighty knowledge of the franchise, i will roleplay *kills* as purple guy to get him to shut up and let me win so i can suffer more on night 6.

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