Jeffrey Penguin

aka 内部スクリーミング

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  • I live in harmony with other bad guys.
  • My occupation is being “that kind of guy”.
  • I am not a crusty crab.
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    • I love how my iPad is so used to me typing “Roleplay is against the rules” that “against the rules” automatically pops up as soon as I type up the first half. Anyways, it’s gone.

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    • Heh, who knows how many times you wrote it.

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  • What actually has happened here since I left? The last time I was really actively involved was sometime in June I believe. Has there been any interesting theories or any ultra-high quality posts I should be made aware of? And are some of the old guys still kicking around?

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    • Jeffrey Penguin wrote:
      I read that quite a while ago but couldn’t really get back due to school things. It’s a good thread, and I like it. I’m not sure I necessarily agree with it, but then again the whole Psychic Fredbear identity is one of those lore bits that I have left open, and not necessarily filled. So in that regard I can definitely see where you’re coming from, and your reasons for thinking so do make sense.

      Alright. Thank you. Just wondering though, who do you think PFF is?

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    • I honestly probably would still say it’s Puppet, but another half of me does agree with it being William too. I think they actually are William in my personal headcanon, but that’s mildly besides the point.

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  • I am back! I lost my password and my email got hacked so I had to make another account instead of using the old one.

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  • A totally normal song.

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  • Hey, I wrote something for today.

    Poetry isn't really one of my strengths, though, but I hope you enjoy anyway.

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    • Ah yes, take your time.


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    • uwu


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  • Beep

    Do you know how can I use those content boxes, or those bigger quotes, or those bigger titles?

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  • Pls

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  • I know it's basic, but it can be improved. Please forgive if I mischaracterised anyone:

    (Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, ThaPurpleSeriez)

    (Plung, Drunktrap and Pupet are gathered around one of the tables, having a conversation.)

    Pupet: ‘Right, I’m pretty certain we all know why we’re here.’

    Drunktrap: (Indiscernable)

    Plung: ‘Um, whatever he said?’

    Pupet: ‘You’re missing the point, we’re here to talk about all these wacky adventures you keep going on-‘

    (Enter Shadow Freddy and Redbear, who come out from backstage)

    Redbear: ‘You know, I still can’t get over the fact you’re me from another universe.’

    Shadow Freddy: ‘It’s pretty overwhelming, isn’t it? Wait-‘

    (They notice the others, who all turn around to look at them.)

    Shadow Freddy: ‘Um…’

    Pupet: ‘Who the hell are you guys, and what are you doing in our pizzeria?’

    Redbear: ‘We are from another universe, two universes actually, and need your help.’

    Plung: ‘Why?’

    Redbear: ‘You took that well, I’d have thought you’d be shocked or something-‘

    Plung: ‘You get used to it after a while. We deal with crazy stuff all the time.’

    Pupet: ‘Care to discuss this at the table?’

    Redbear: ‘Sure.’

    (He and Shadow Freddy sit down.)

    Shadow Freddy: ‘I guess we should explain why we’re here. Two animatronics have been chasing us relentlessly, and have captured some of our friends. While we don’t know why, they’re not going to stop.’

    Drunktrap: (Indiscernable)

    Pupet: ‘And this relates to us and our universe… how?’

    Shadow Freddy: ‘Because they’re also going after other universes, using rifts they created by altering our timeline to travel across dimensions.’

    Redbear: ‘We don’t know why they’re doing this, but we do know is that our and your universes, and all the others, are in danger.’

    (As they are talking, three figures in shadow sneak into the backstage.)

    Shadow Freddy: 'Will you help us?'

    Pupet: ‘Alright, fine. But what are we dealing with here-‘

    (Suddenly, the kitchen door is kicked down, and Fredbear emerges. Everyone pauses, still sitting down.)

    Pupet: ’I spoke too soon, didn’t I?’

    Redbear: (Gets up, and starts backing towards backstage) ‘We need to get out of here, now.’

    (Puppet, Drunktrap and Plung briefly look at Fredbear, then at Shadow Freddy and Redbear before standing up and rushing to the door.)

    Shadow Freddy: (Pulls leg off of table) ‘I’ll hold him off, you guys get in the portal.’

    Redbear: ‘But-‘

    Pupet: ‘Don’t know about you, but I’d rather get out of here.’

    (Redbear closes the backstage door, while Shadow Freddy prepares to swing the table leg at Fredbear.)

    (FFPS Pizzeria, Unknown Universe.)

    (Redbear, along with Plung, Pupet and Drunktrap, emerge from a doorway)

    Redbear: ‘Right, I found some new people to help-‘

    (All the characters from before are present, but now three new characters are present; The Prankster Gangsters, consisting of Vincent, Nightmare Fredbear and Ennard. Upon noticing him, Ennard holds his hand up, and makes the OK symbol with his hand at Redbear.)

    Redbear: ‘Does that stand for something?’

    (Pupet sighs. Redbear looks at him confusedly.)

    Redbear: Do you know these guys?

    Plung: ‘Yes we do, as a matter of fact. These are the Prankster Gangsters, and trust me when I say they’re nothing but trouble.’

    Redbear: ‘I’m sure they’re not that bad. (Walks over to Nightmare Fredbear) Hey there, what’s your name-‘

    Nightmare Fredbear: (Screaming) ‘Spread those cheeks boi! Spread them now!’


    Withered Bonnie:(In background) ‘We’re robots. We don’t have any cheeks.’

    Nightmare Fredbear: (Screaming now, facing in Withered Bonnie’s direction) ‘What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.’  

    (Real long pause.)

    (Enter Shadow Freddy, who walks through the doorway.)

    Shadow Freddy: ‘Did I miss anything?’

    (Everyone turns around to look at him.)

    Shadow Freddy: (Closes eyelids halfway, adopting a bored expression) ‘I shouldn’t have said that, should I?

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    • Im sorry to intrude but

      What is this, is it from a roleplay or something?

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    • Uh... no, not a roleplay. That’s all.

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