||"Oh, birthday boy! Get ready for a surpriiiise!"|
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“I will be your personal guide to help you get started. I'm a model 5 of the Handyman's Robotics and Unit Repair System. But, you can call me "HandUnit".”
The Handyman's Robotics and Unit Repair System Model 5, also known as HandUnit for short, is an AI voice recording in Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location designed to help new technicians at Circus Baby's Entertainment and Rental get accustomed to the tasks required of them. It gives Eggs Benedict instructions in all nights (except Night 4). HandUnit also appears in Five Nights at Freddy's VR: Help Wanted, where it hosts The Freddy Fazbear Virtual Experience, describing it as Fazbear Entertainment's project to push aside and make light of all the events that happened throughout the franchise's history, when in fact it was a seemingly last-ditch attempt to save the company itself, by hiding the bad press caused by the repercussions of the Missing Children Incident, the Bite of '83, and the Bite of '87.
HandUnit has various functions it can perform, such as opening and closing various maintenance hatches throughout the facility and internal systems repairs. It is also capable of performing other superfluous functions such as a customizable voice setting and the ability to play music at the user's request. It also seems fully aware of the significant risk of death involved with the player's job, and will make several humorously dark comments about it as well as the player's willingness to keep coming back to it.
The HandUnit is also shown to give unhelpful instructions when it comes to the player's survival, such as insisting that they proceed through the Ballora Gallery extremely quickly to avoid disturbing Ballora, when in reality doing so would disturb her and cause her to attack while moving slowly and quietly would not. It also disregards most abnormalities, seemingly not noticing them, such as Ballora's body parts being carried by the Minireenas and the two hanging technicians in the Ballora Gallery and Funtime Auditorium.
In Five Nights at Freddy's VR: Help Wanted, HandUnit is also in denial of anything "wrong" occurring within the Virtual Experience, and tells the player not to interact with any "artifacts" from Beta Testing (such as Tape Girl's tapes), showing that it doesn't want the player to discover the truth as to why the Virtual Experience was created.
- For some reason, the HandUnit's keypad does not have the full alphabet, missing the letter B, and also lacks numbers.
- Ironically, this makes it impossible for the player to type Eggs Benedict, Casual Bongos, and Exotic Butters. This could be due to the autocorrect error.
- HandUnit will often ask the player to enter something into its keypad interface. However, this will always fail due to the glitchy screen. HandUnit will autocorrect them in a humorous manner.
- On Night 1, the protagonist's name will be autocorrected to "Eggs Benedict".
- On Night 2, the voice the player wants HandUnit to use will be autocorrected to "Angsty Teen". This is not kept long, as it malfunctions.
- On Night 3, the music the player wants to hear will be autocorrected to "Casual Bongos".
- On Night 5, the gift the player wants to receive will be autocorrected to "Exotic Butters".
- Also, there is a white sticker printed under HandUnit's eyes which reads "Mike".
- HandUnit's words "Please enter your name as seen above the keypad." while encouraging Eggs Benedict to type his name.
- Also, there is a white sticker printed under HandUnit's eyes which reads "Mike".
- On Night 2, Baby mentions HandUnit as "he", presumably implying that it is male, despite being a computer system.
- HandUnit's voice provider is also male.
- Oddly, in The Freddy Files, HandUnit is randomly referred to both "he" and "it" throughout the chapter for Sister Location.
- At the beginning of Night 5, the HandUnit states that there are two technicians currently working. When it says to check Ballora and Funtime Foxy, the technicians are seen hanging from the ceiling where the animatronics should be. The HandUnit, however, will mistake them for the animatronics as being on their stages.
- When the player reaches a certain point of Ballora Gallery, an area requiring the player to be quiet, the HandUnit will annoyingly inform them that they are taking a long time and urge them to hurry using a loud voice. This message is inevitable and will be said regardless how much time the player has spent on their way to the Breaker Room.
- It is unknown why the animatronics can not seem to hear HandUnit talking to the player, as its voice is clearly loud.
- It may be because it is being said through the entire facility, instead of through the device alone. This would thus not draw animatronics to a specific location.
- It is unknown why the animatronics can not seem to hear HandUnit talking to the player, as its voice is clearly loud.
- HandUnit seemingly replaces Phone Guy from the original games.
- It sometimes ignores the danger that the player is in or disregards any abnormalities, much like Phone Guy.
- HandUnit is often replaced by Circus Baby's voice, who tells the player not to follow the HandUnit's instructions.
- HandUnit does not speak in Night 4, as the player does not start the night via the Elevator.
- Although HandUnit has given the player the autocorrected name, it is not used throughout the week.
- The open and close animations of HandUnit are identical to those of the Monitor.
- The magazine mentioned by the HandUnit (Screws, Bolts, and Hairpins) is seen in the book Five Nights at Freddy's: Survival Logbook.
- HandUnit also repeatedly quotes Five Nights at Freddy's: Survival Logbook.
- During Night 2, the HandUnit will glitch out when he reverts back to the default voice and makes this noise:
And this is that same file after being sped up by 200% and the pitch increased 25%.
|Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location*||Major character (instructor)*|
|Five Nights at Freddy's VR: Help Wanted||Major character (instructor)*|
“Welcome to the first day of your exciting new career! Whether you were approached at a job fair, read our ad in Screws, Bolts, and Hairpins, or if this is the result of a dare, we welcome you. I will be your personal guide to help you get started. I'm a model 5 of the Handyman's Robotics and Unit Repair System. But, you can call me "Hand-Unit". Your new career promises challenge, intrigue, and endless janitorial opportunities. Please enter your name as seen above the keypad. This cannot be changed later, so, please be careful.”
“It seems that you had some trouble with the keypad. I see what you were trying to type, and I will autocorrect it for you. One moment. Welcome, Eggs Benedict!”
“You can now open the elevator using that bright, red, and obvious button. Let's get to work!”
“Allow me to fill this somewhat frightening silence with some lighthearted banter. Due to the massive success, and, even more so, the unfortunate closing of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, it was clear that the stage was set (no pun intended) for another contender in children's entertainment. Unlike most entertainment venues, our robotic entertainers are rented out for private parties during the day, and it's your job to get the robots back in proper working order before the following morning.”
“You are now in the primary Control Module; it's actually a crawlspace between the two front showrooms. Now, let's get started with your daily tasks. View the window to your left. This is the Ballora Gallery: Party Room and Dance Studio, encouraging kids to get fit and enjoy pizza! Let's turn on the light and see if Ballora is onstage. Press the blue button on the elevated keypad to your left.”
“Uh oh! It looks like Ballora doesn't feel like dancing. Let's give her some motivation. Press the red button now to administer a controlled shock. Maybe that will put the spring back in her step.”
“Let's check the light again.”
“Excellent. Ballora's feeling like her old self again and will be ready to perform again tomorrow. Now, view the window to your right. This is the Funtime Auditorium where Funtime Foxy encourages kids to play and share. Try the light! Let's see what Funtime Foxy is up to.”
“Looks like Funtime Foxy is taking the day off. Let's motivate Funtime Foxy with a controlled shock.”
“Let's try another controlled shock.”
“Looks like Funtime Foxy is in perfect working order. Great job! In front of you is another vent shaft. Crawl through it to reach the Circus Gallery Control Module.”
“On the other side of the glass is Circus Baby's auditorium. Let's check the light and see what Baby is up to.”
“Looks like a few of the lights are out, but we can fix that later. Let's encourage Baby to cheer up with a controlled shock.”
“Let's try another controlled shock.”
“Great job, Circus Baby. We knew we could count on you! That concludes your duties for your first night on the job. We don't want you to leave overwhelmed; otherwise, you might not come back. Please leave using the vent behind you, and we'll see you again tomorrow.”
“Welcome back to another night of intellectual stimulation, pivotal career choices, and self-reflection on past mistakes. We're committed to creating a unique and fulfilling work experience. One part of that commitment is ensuring that you don't get tired of the voice that you're hearing right now. Using the keypad below, please select a new companion voice. For male, press 1. For female, press 2. For text only, press 3. For other options, press 4.”
“It seems that you had some trouble with the keypad. I see what you were trying to type, and I will autocorrect it for you. Thank you for choosing Angsty Teen.”
“The elevator's stopped. You know the routine. Get out now, or whatever. Stay here if you want.”
“So, funny story, a dead body was found in this vent once. M'kay, so, not that funny, but, it's a story.”
“OK, let's start with your nightly chores. You should check on Ballora, and make sure she's on her stage, but, whatever.”
“Huh...I guess Ballora has better things to do. Let's zap her! That should be fun.”
“Let's check on Funtime Foxy, make sure he's ready for showtime tomorrow.”
“Great... Great... Great...”
“There seems to have been a problem with the voice synthesizer. Default settings have been restored. Please proceed through the vent ahead of you to Circus Baby's Auditorium.”
“Circus Baby had a busy day today. Let's check the light and make sure she's in proper working order.”
“Oh, Circus Baby! We aren't here to play hide and seek. Let's encourage Baby to come out of hiding with a controlled shock.”
“Let's try another controlled shock.”
“There seems to be a power malfunction that is affecting our ability to properly motivate Baby. Please stand by while I reboot the system. I will be offline momentarily during this process. Various other systems may be offline as well, such as security doors, vent locks, and oxygen. Commencing system restart.”
“Thank you for your patience. it seems that the power system cannot be restarted automatically. You will need to restart the power system manually. Please return to the primary control module.”
“You will now be required to crawl through the Ballora gallery using the vent to your left to reach the breaker room. It is recommended that you stay low to the ground, and reach the other side as fast as possible, as to not disturb Ballora. I will deactivate myself momentarily, as to not create an auditory disturbance. Deactivating...”
“(extremely loud) It seems you are taking a long time. Please proceed as quickly and as quietly as possible.”
“You may now interface with the breaker control box. Using the interface may disrupt nearby electronics. If you feel that you are in danger, feel free to disconnect the interface temporarily, until it is safe to reconnect.”
“Great job. This completes your tasks for the night. Please proceed back through the Ballora gallery with care, and we'll see you back here tomorrow.”
“Welcome back to another pivotal night of your thriving new career, where you get to really ask yourself, "what am I doing with my life? What would my friends say, and most importantly, will I ever see my family again?" We understand the stresses of a new job, and we’re here for you. To help you reach a more stable and relaxing frame of mind, we offer several musical selections to help make this elevator ride as relaxing and therapeutic as possible. We offer contemporary jazz, classical, rainforest ambiance as well as a wide selection of other choices. Using the keypad below, please type the first few letters of the musical selection you would prefer.”
“It seems you had some trouble with the keypad. I see what you were trying to type, and I will auto-correct it for you. Thank you for selecting Casual Bongos.”
“Now that your elevator experience has been customized to your needs, and your thoroughly relaxed, it’s worth mentioning that due to your lackluster performance yesterday, your pay has been decreased by a substantial amount. Please enjoy the rest of your descent.”
“Due to unforeseen malfunctions from today’s shows, your nightly duties will require you to perform maintenance that you may or may not be skilled enough to perform. It became necessary for technicians to attempt to disconnect Funtime Freddy’s power module. However, they were unsuccessful. Allowing them to try again would be an inefficient path forward, as we would need to allow six to eight weeks for recovery and physical therapy. You will need to reach the Parts and Service room on the other side of Funtime Auditorium to perform the procedure yourself. Let’s check on Ballora first, and make sure she’s on her stage.”
“Great, it looks like everything is as it should be in Ballora Gallery. Let’s check on Funtime Foxy. It’s important to make sure she’s on her stage before entering.”
“Great, it looks like everything is as it should be in Funtime Auditorium. There is no need to check on Baby tonight; please refrain from entering unauthorized areas. Proceed directly to Funtime Auditorium.”
“Unlike Ballora, Funtime Foxy is motion-activated. For this reason, it’s important to keep the room dark, as to not accidentally activate her. You have been provided with a flash beacon. Use it if you need to get your bearings and to ensure you don’t bump into anything. However, use it as sparingly as possible. Proceed forward to reach the Parts and Service room.”
“Great job reaching Parts and Service! It seems that Funtime Freddy is out of power, which should make your job much easier. The release switch for the chest cavity is located on the underside of the endoskeleton jaw. To reach it, we will first need to open the face-plates. You will need to press the face-plate release triggers in a specific order, and it’s important to be as precise and as careful as possible. Locate the small button on Freddy’s face, just under his right cheek, and press it.”
“For clarification, please note that I am referring to Freddy’s right, not your right.”
“Great! Now locate the button under his left cheek, and press it.”
“Great! Now carefully locate and press the button next to Freddy’s right eye.”
“Great! now carefully locate and press the button just above Freddy’s nose.”
“Good job! The face-plates should now be open. Locate and press the small button on the underside of Freddy’s endoskeleton jaw.”
“Excellent. The chest cavity should now be open. Remove the power module from the chest cavity.”
“Great work. You will now be required to remove the secondary power module from the Bonnie hand-puppet. Press the large black button beneath Bonnie’s bow-tie to release the power module.”
“Press the large black button beneath Bonnie’s bow-tie to release the power module.”
“Great job. You’ve acquired both power modules. This completes your tasks for the night. Please exit the building through Funtime Auditorium, and we’ll see you back here again tomorrow.”
“Welcome back to your last day on the job. That is, the last day of your first week! some of the most valued qualities that we like to see in new employees are determination, fearlessness and a genuine disregard for instinctive self-preservation. you’ve earned your one-week bonus which will be given to you in the form of a delightful gift basket, the cost of which will be taken out of your next paycheck. We’ve gift-baskets containing fruit, nuts, flowers and of course the ever-popular cash-basket. Using the keypad below, please enter the first few letters of the gift basket you would like to receive.”
“It seems you had some trouble with the keypad. I see what you were trying to type, and I will auto-correct it for you. Thank you for selecting Exotic Butters. Please be aware that there are still two technicians on-site today. Try to avoid interfering with their work if possible. Also, feel free to ask them why they are still there, and encourage them to go home.”
“Let’s check on Ballora, and make sure she’s on her stage.”
“Great. Now let’s check on Funtime Foxy.”
“Great! It looks like everything is as it should be in Funtime Auditorium. Your task today will involve more maintenance work. Circus Baby had a rough day and is in need of repair. You will be required to reach the parts and service room by once again sneaking through Funtime Auditorium. As always, please proceed with caution.”
“Great job reaching parts and service! Circus baby has been deactivated for an unknown reason. It is your job to ensure she is structurally stable and secured to the conveyor. Our technicians will take it from the-(*Static*)”
“Warning! You’ve entered a highly dangerous area. You’ve entered from maintenance hatch 1B, reserved for cleaning and repair of The Scooper! Entering this side of the room is strictly prohibited by unauthorized persone-(*Static*)”
“It seems that you have accidentally wandered into a restricted area. Due to the sensitive nature of the materials that you may be exposed to here, you will not be allowed to leave until the clean-up crew arrives at 6 AM, so hang tight. Rest assured that you will be promptly rescued, fired, then sent home. Thank you for being an employee. We hope that your experience has not been as regrettable as ours.”
Five Nights at Freddy's VR: Help Wanted(Plays during the intro sequence)
“Welcome to the Freddy Fazbear Virtual Experience. Fazbear Entertainment is excited to join the digital age, and what better way to do that than with an edge-of-your-seat virtual reality experience? We know that Fazbear Entertainment has developed something of a bad reputation over the last few decades, and while it's true that some stories associated with our name were loosely based on actual events, the majority of them were total fabrications from the mind of a complete lunatic(lawsuits pending). But we aren't above laughing at ourselves, "Ha Ha Ha!". That's why we have recreated many of these completely fictitious scenarios(lies) that you've been fed over the last several years, into a hilarious VR Game in the hopes that we can finally move past these childish ghost stories and develop a new relationship with you, as well as your kids(Don't forget the merch perfect for birthdays). So sit back, and enjoy a few scares! We do however ask that you agree to a simple waiver before you play. It's mostly just legal mumbo-jumbo and isn't at all based on user experiences thus far or injuries associated with testing. Just touch the button to agree, and then we can jump into some harmless fun that can't harm you in any harmful way. Thank you for playing the Freddy Fazbear Virtual Experience!”
“You acknowledge that Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for; accidental digital consciousness transference, real world manifestations of digital characters, nightmares, night terrors, Night sweats....(Fades out).”
“Welcome to the Freddy Fazbear Virtual Experience. Use the console in front of you to navigate the menu and pick one of the frightening experiences available. By completing these scenarios, more will become available. You'll see plenty of familiar faces, and some new ones as well. So, stay awhile, and have a good time, and remember: despite the temporary horror you may experience, this is a completely controlled environment and you aren't in any real danger(Fazbear Entertainment not responsible for real danger) Please make a selection from the virtual menu.”
“Welcome back to parts and service. Oh no. It looks like Bonnie's guitar is out of tune and must be recalibrated. First we must access his harmonization module located inside his secondary throat pipe. To access the throat pipe, both eyes must first be removed. You must be as precise as possible when removing the eyes from their respective sockets. First, firmly grip Bonnie's left eye and carefully remove it from its socket.”
“Great job. Deposit the left eye in the cleaning receptacle on your left.”
“Well done. Now firmly grip Bonnie's right eye and carefully remove it from its socket.”
“Deposit the right eye in the cleaning receptacle on your right.”
“To Open Bonnie's face plate, carefully press the two buttons located on either side of Bonnie's jaw. When done correctly, you should hear two small clicks.”
“Well done. You now have access to Bonnie's harmonization module. Press the blinking button inside Bonnie's secondary throat pipe to enter calibration mode.”
“Something is not right. One of those notes is out of tune. You may press the button again to replay the audio check. Pressed the colored button that corresponds to the incorrect note.”
“Press the blinking button again to verify your work.”
“Great Job. Bonnie is in tune and ready for his solo. Let's close him up. Simply replace both eyes in the same order you removed them, then close up the face plate, and we'll call it a day!”
“Well done. That concludes your Parts and Services task. See you next time.”
“Welcome back to Parts and Service. There have been customer complaints about Chica's acrid smell. Sounds like Chica has been rummaging around the kitchen again. Remove all food particles from Chica's exterior and place it in the refuse bin on your right.”
“Good job. Make sure Chica is not hiding any other treats inside her beak. To open her beak, carefully press the buttons located on the sides of Chica's head.”
“Oh no. It looks like Chica has picked up some unwanted friends. To clear the infestation, apply the Fazbear Entertainment restaurant-grade Chemi-Spray to Chica's exterior. Press the button under the hanging canister to activate the Chemi-Spray.”
“Avoid inhaling the Chemi-Spray. Exposure to cleaning, disinfecting, and maintenance chemicals may result in respiratory problems, Skin or eye irritation. Good job. Now re-attach Chica's upper arm, hand and Cupcake plate.”
“Well done. Oh no. It looks like Chica needs another dose of the Chemi-Spray. Do not let the infestation spread. Be sure to give the hanging button another push as needed.”
“Return the Cupcake to Chica's Plate.”
“Place the Cupcake on the plate.”
“Please place the cupcake on the plate.”
“Oh no. It looks like the Chemi-Spray is no longer effective. To combat the infestation, pick them off by hand if necessary.”
“Great job. Chica is ready to serve Pizza and hugs to the kids again. Take a complimentary slice of pizza for a job well done.”
“Go on. Take it.”
“Delicious. See you next time.”
“Welcome back to Parts and service. It looks like one of our guests left a personal item on our star attraction. Let's return it to the lost and found. Carefully, grab and remove the child's hat from Freddy's mouth.”
“Freddy's got a pretty good hold of it. Give it another firm tug.”
“Good job. Now place the hat in the Lost and Found bin on your right.”
“While we're at it, let's make sure there isn't anything else stuck inside. To access Freddy's chest cavity, grab Freddy's bowtie and pull it outwards.”
“Well done. Freddy's chest cavity is now open. Remove the child's watch and place it in the lost and found bin. Be careful not to touch any of Freddy's sensitive wiring.”
“Good job. It appears there is a child's shoe wedged behind Freddy's music box. The music box must be removed before you can access the child's shoe. Gently grasp the music box and extract it from Freddy's chest cavity before the safety latch descends. Carefully, place the music box on the work table to your left.”
“Good job. To reset the safety latch, press the button located on Freddy's endoskeleton.”
“Now, remove the child's shoe and place it in the lost and found bin.”
“Well done. Return the music box to Freddy's chest cavity and we'll call it a day.”
“Oh no. You seem to have mishandled Freddy's music box. This is not good. A replacement may be found on the work table. A slow and even pace is recommended.”
“A slow and even pace is recommended.”
“Crisis averted. To close Freddy's chest cavity, press the large black button on the center of Freddy's face.”
“That concludes your time in Parts and Service. Your pay will be docked accordingly.”
“Welcome back to Parts and Service. Foxy has been out of commission for quite some time. This series of simple repairs should return him to full working condition. First, carefully pick up and place Foxy's head on his endoskeleton.”
“Oh no. It looks like Foxy's proprietary servomotors are malfunctioning. It is recommended that you keep an eye on Foxy at all times. You will need to place new control fuses in the exposed receptacles to continue. retrieve the fuse from drawer number 1 that matches Foxy's leg receptacle. To avoid bodily harm, wait for Foxy's legs to stop moving, before inserting the control fuse.”
“To avoid bodily harm, wait for Foxy's legs to stop moving, before inserting the control fuse.”
“Good job. Foxy has regained control of his legs. A gentle reminder - it is recommended that you keep an eye on Foxy at all times. Oh no. It looks like a former employee attempted to repair Foxy's chest motor using an incorrect fuse. Carefully, remove the incorrect fuse from Foxy's chest and insert it into Foxy's upper arm receptacle.”
“Well done. the remaining chest fuses are located in drawers number 2 and number 4. Fix both fuses to continue.”
“Good job. Retrieve Foxy's eye from drawer number 3. When Foxy's eyepatch is fully open, place the eye back into his eye socket.”
“Well done. This conclude all your Parts and Service tasks. Pirate Cove can now be reopened.”
“Funtime Foxy is motion activated. For this reason, it is important to keep the room dark, as to not accidentally activate her. You have been provided with a flash beacon. Use it if you need to get your bearings and to ensure you don't bump into anything. However, use it as sparingly as possible. Proceed forward to reach the Parts and Service room.”
“Welcome to Vent Repair. Fazbear Entertainment prides itself on having the most comfortable facilities. Each facility is set to a perfect 72 degrees all the time. The four active indicator lights mean we have a well-functioning ventilation system. Your headlamp should protect you from any critters who may have stumbled into the ducts. As a certified vent technician, you should need no instruction. However, in case of emergency, it is important to remember that as the vent technician, you should never under any circumstances attempt to--*glitches out*.”
“A perfect 72 degrees. Good Job. See you next time.”
“Welcome to Circus Baby's Entertainment and Rental. It has been 0 days since last incident. Emergency ventilation repairs may be necessary to reach the Boiler Room on Subbasement G. We apologize for the claustrophobic accommodations of the secondary service elevator, but the comfort of the main elevator is well above your pay grade. Now, let's get to work.”
(Plays after Ennard is set ablaze by the flames in the boiler room)
“Well done. A perfect 72 degrees. See you next time.”
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Fazbear Entertainment would like you to put your hands together for the one, the only, Freddy Fazbear!”
“Are you having fun yet? That's Great to hear!”
“We hope you're enjoying the Fazbear Virtual Experience. Please be aware that there may be visual artifacts left behind from the beta testing phase of development. If you see any such artifacts, We recommend that you not interact with them. We'll weed them out eventually(there's not guarantee that we'll weed them out eventually).”
“We went to great lengths to create an authentic VR experience, including using scanned photographs for reference and using original performance routines where applicable.”
“It looks like you're making great progress, and more importantly, you're staying in your lane and sticking to the script, which is exactly what our risk assessment team was hoping you'd do. Please continue to enjoy the Fazbear Virtual Experience.”
“It seems that you may have inadvertantly accessed an Unauthorized portion of the game. Please be aware that interacting with unofficial game code can be harmful to you, and potentially damaging to our reputation.”
“Using proprietary technology developed by Fazbear Entertainment, our VR development teams were able to use vintage control-boards almost like plug-and-play, digitally recreating performances and personalities from the past in an instant!”
“You're doing a great job and no doubt having a great time as well. As a reminder, please be sure to only interact with core gameplay elements and avoid anything that could potentially be considered a glitch, mistake, or embedded message from unauthorized personnel.”
“The Fazbear Virtual Experience is a robust title, but it almost never made it to market. The first development team had a lot of problems, made some sloppy mistakes, and was eventually pulled from the project. For that reason, we recommend that you avoid any comments, notes, or warnings that may have been left behind by previous development teams. We assure you that they are wholly untrustworthy.”
“Would you like to hear a funny fun fact? One of the previous development teams made a hilarious mistake. One that may or may not have resulted in an undesirable anomaly entering the game's code. Please accept that statement as our full legal disclaimer and absolution of responsibility and potential harm to you.”
“It seems that, on multiple occasions now, you have disappeared from the authorized boundaries of the Fazbear Virtual Experience. We would ask that you not do it again.”
“Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Fazbear Entertainment would like you to put your hands together for the one, the only, The only, only, only-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly*glitches out*.”
“Congratulations on completing the Freddy Fazbear Virtual Experience. You did an Amazing job. You might be wondering if you missed anything or if there is anything else left to see, so just take my word for it: you didn't miss anything and there is nothing else to see. We're looking forward to a fresh start with you, now that we've all had a good laugh at these tall tales, and now that you realize that Fazbear Entertainment is a safe family-friendly brand, with no skeletons in our closet. So goodbye for now and we'll see you on the toy aisle. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Take care now.”
The Curse of Dreadbear
(Plays when beginning the game after the DLC is installed)
“Congratulations! It appears you have been granted access to additional holiday content. Press the special button in the candy pail to enter the Halloween Hub. Keep in mind that this DLC pack is nothing more than a festive holiday themed add-on, which has absolutely no hidden intent or purpose, so have fun.”
(Plays randomly when the player enters the DLC)
“Keep in mind that this DLC pack is nothing more than a festive holiday themed add-on, which has absolutely no hidden intent or purpose, so have fun.”
(Plays when the "Haunted Mansion: Build-A-Mangle" challenge begins)
“Welcome to the Fazbear Entertainment fulfillment center. Today, we are assembling animatronic performers. Each animatronic unit will bring joy to the children at one of our many Freddy Fazbear locations. Just place the necessary components in the assembly chute, conveniently located at the front of your workstation. Each work order is unique, so gather only the components as shown on the quad-monitor array. Use the high-voltage shock buttons to gently remove any unwanted critters that stumble onto the assembly line. Now, let's get to work.”
“Well done! Let's see how you did...”
“Oh no! It looks like there aren't enough components. Perhaps the instructions were not clear. Perhaps you should seek employment elsewhere.”
“Oh no, it looks like there are a few parts left over. The system must do a random purge.”
“Good enough. Animatronic engineering is just that simple. See you next time.”
“Piece of Cake. Animatronic engineering is just that simple. See you next time.”
“Perfect. Animatronic engineering is just that simple. See you next time.”
“Welcome back to Research and Development. Today, we are using science to pervert the mysteries of life and reanimate the inanimate. To begin, it is customary for the creator to give a melodramatic speech. Go on. I'll wait....All done? Good job. Let's wake our little experiment with a controlled shock. Throw the switch, then turn the crank to lower the platform.”
(Plays if the payer delays in pulling the controlled shock switch)
“Throw the switch.”
(Plays after shocking Dreadbear for the first time)
“It's alive, but lacking the necessary control module. Namely, the brain. So, let's calibrate one. Use the laboratory tools to adjust the brain's vital characteristics. Use the schematics as a guide for matching the correct colors, size, and neural feedback loop. When you are satisfied, carefully place the brain inside the creature's head cavity.”
(Plays after the payer beating the level)
“Well done! It's time to introduce the creature to the kids for focus testing and troubleshooting.”