FNaF Memes 3: Revenge of the Helpy Tax

Ready, set, GO!

The b-tch deserved it for kidnapping my FNaF baby (Puppet).

Beluga reference, LOL

And last but not least:

The End (And yes, I did use my old PFP for this post, I also switched accounts).

If you're one of those types of people in the FNAF community, knock yourself out I suppose

It’s going by quicker than expected, expect it on Wednesday or Thursday. But I’m not gonna be generous with the teasers last time. Yall got a full cast list, song, and on the discord I posted the beginning of the script, but here’s the teasers

(This is from a musical number) 👆

Theme was 1980s, I coulda done an eighty’s themed outfit, but I’m a little shit

Coulda done better if I had more than 5 minutes BUT BITE OF 83 BITCHES 🤑🤑‼️‼️😀💥💥‼️‼️🤑🤑🤑

Talk shit and I eat your microwave 🤧

So this is a little au I conjured up about us. You’ve probably seen people do stuff like the fnaf wiki show, the movie poster thing I did in july, Blizz doing those fandom smash bros and shit. Anyway this is basically a crossover of all of those. I did put in a couple users who are really here anymore, mainly because I’m also sending this to the fnaf wiki discord. Which those users are on. And I started getting the idea for this during that time when everyone was leaving. anyways enjoy!

[we open in on Marshi, Eevee, Stick, Bleeze, and Ram making lil AUs of the fnaf wikians]

Eevee: Heh, check this out, imagine Charlie and the chocolate factory, but it’s all us. Samp would be wonka, and Tato Charlie!

Bleeze: Hey ram, if you were in smash what would be your costumes or whatever

Ram: lemon, lime, beetlejuice, gremlin, *looks to Mr Parmesean, curled up in their lap* proud godparent, etc

Stick: Alrighty just got finished with the Halloween episode of the FWS, whaddya think of this? *holds up a drawing of the fnaf wikians cosplaying as different characters*

Marshi: STICK I LOVE IT Eeeveeeeeeee you think Kit would like this drawing of him as Charlie Morningstar

Eevee: I bet he’d spend 50K on it 🐸

*awkward silence until ram breaks it*

Ram: I DREW YURI *holds up a picture of Samp and Terence kissing*

*Samp barges in*

Samp: LIGHT OUT GANG IT IS 2 AM what the fuck is that-

*Samp stares directly at Ram, the rest of the gang flees. Mr Parmesean is on Ram’s lap sleeping and they don’t wanna wake him up, so they awkwardly stare at Samp*

Ram: heh- erm-

Yuri?

Samp: can I frame it.

Ram: uh yea sure

Samp: Hawk Tuah

*Samp grabs the Yuri and runs to bed*

Ram: C’mon Parmesean… I gotta go to bed

*Parmesean calmly snores on their lap*

Ram: uh- okay. *tries to talk quietly to not wake anyone* Eevee? OCH? Cheebs? Can anyone pick this up?

*no response*

Ram: Eh, whatever

DOOFENSCHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED

Doofenschmirtz: Voila! I have finished my realityinator! *turns to the window* any minute now Perry should be showing up

*perry taps his shoulder, and is standing right behind Doof*

Doof: ? Ah Perry there you are! C’mon sit down, I’m guessing before you wanna fight we should hear my sad backstory

*Doof hands Perry a cup of iced tea, then leans on the Realityinator*

Doof: So when I was a boy, I had a cat named Frederick who I loved very much. But my parents had to sell him to buy his food-

*awkward pause*

Doof: Oh, I accidentally pressed the lever, silly me! Anyway where was I…

*the realityinator sends a beam flying all the way to the fnaf wiki, we see a shot of the wikians sleeping soundly, and a pile of their scattered fanfics get zapped*

*flash forward to the next morning, we see badtime waking up in his room, then looking into his closet*

Bad: I could have sworn I did laundry yesterday, this is just scarves and suits…

*Bad reluctantly puts on the outfit and walks to the bathroom to brush his teeth. Seeing a lightning bolt shaped scar on his forehead.*

Bad: Okay, who got into the magic markers…

*He look at the toothbrush and smirks*

Bad: Leviosa..

*his brush points at the bar of soap, and it actually floats*

Bad: ?!?! Anyone else know what’s going on?

*Bad walks downstairs, Samp is in a white crop top with pink flare jeans, and is carrying a pink scrapbook titled “Ban Book”, marshi is drawing weird symbols in her notebook, Cyn is staring into nothing while wearing a blue and red jester suit, ram is absolutely rocking a striped suit , but has an odd ghostly appearance, OCH is sipping some coffee, and has a large red cape on. they all seem somewhat confused too, chibi comes parading down the stairs wearing nothing but some brown cargo pants*

OCH: CHIBI WHAT THE FUCK PUT ON A SHIRT

Chibi: I would, but I searched through the United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru, and more and couldn’t find one baba 👻

Bad: Yakko, doctor strange, beetlejuice, pomni, Luz, Regina George, Harry Potter… this is seeming like a deviantart recast

*Quick stomps are heard from downstairs, Eevee is in a pink jacket and black shirt with a star excitedly running, Stick is following behind him in a blue shirt, hat with little bear ears, and dark blue shorts, he’s carrying a sword that he clearly knows how to use, and has a simple yet really high tech bionic arm*

Eevee: HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM STEVEN UNIVERSE THIS IS THE BEST DREAM EVER

Stick: WAIT DO SHARED DREAMS EXIST EEVEE CMON LETS GO ROB A BANK WHILE WE CAN

Eevee: ID SAY PINCH ME BHT I DONT WANNA WAKE UP WOOOOOOO

*Eevee and stick run excitedly around the house, parkouring and acting like 2010s cartoon protagonists, Kit walks into the kitchen where everyone’s at, he has a more demonic yet still friendly appearance, and is wearing a red suit*

Kit: Guys… does anything seem weird to you?

Cyn: Nah actually this is a normal day OF COURSE ITS FUCKING NOT WE LOOK FRESH OUTTA THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL

*kingvoid walks down in a sweater identical to Gumball’s*

Void: Was this a bad time?

Samp: Okay, that’s it. MEETING IN THE *OCH whispers in her ear* I have just been reminded that we turned the meeting room into an arcade, MEET ME IN THE LIVING ROOM.

*they all walk to the living room, as they sold the meeting table to pay for the arcade, they sit around the rug*

Eevee: Blehhhh I’m only gonna have this dream once WHY DO I HAVE TO WASTE IT ON A MEETING I WANNA DRINK A BOTTLE OF SOY SAUCE

*Kit grabs eevee by the scruff of his jacket, meanwhile Bem walks downstairs*

Bem: Why is the only thing in my closet an ace attorney outfit aaaaand what the fuck is going on

Samp: Put the soy sauce down Eev, this ain’t a dream

Eevee: prove it or you’re stinky :3

*Samp grabs a giant speaker and slams it down on eevee, fucking crushing him. Bea wakes up and feels her Bea-senses tingling, and dashes downstairs, immediately jumping on the speaker and nodding to a nonexistent rhythm*

Eevee: SHIT- OW OW OW OWWWWW

Bea: 3 2 1 go! :3

Samp: WAIT I DIDNT EXPECT THIS TO BECOME A RAP BATTLE-

Och: Well bad and I have been taking notes, and including chibi as the animaniacs does have some songs, along with Tato and Bleeze who haven’t waken up yet but appear to be Charlie bucket and Elsa, there’s like 9 people including you who have turned into musical characters. There’s gonna be multiple musical numbers a day now.

*Half the room starts cheering like crazy, Eevee lets out a muffled cheer*

Samp: UH UHHH UHM OH FUCK WHAT DO I DO-

*the entire room freezes as random background music (the instrumental to world burn from mean girls) starts playing*

Samp: uh shiiit-

My name is Miss Sampaioe~

And I am a massive deal~

I will fu-cking ban you~

Beneath my cool admin heel~

This is what I GET for helping

Helping these dumbass kids learn~

This ain’t some dream, and they aren’t a queen or a king.

My name is Miss Sampaioe

I need to try and break this curse

Hey who did this? Why the fuck right now?

*music stops and things go back to normal*

Samp: Yall saw that right?

Marshi: Saw what?

Ram: That cool backflip stick was doing? Yeah!

*Everyone turns to stick, whose in the corner doing parkour*

Stick: HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW AM I GO GOOD AT THIS

Ram: That’s what happens when you wake up as a talented adventurer, trust me the same thing happens after 2 cans of monster and blasting Jack Stauber at full volume

*Bleeze from the top of the house*

Bleeze: HEY WHO FROZE THE FUCKING SINK AND HOW

Bem: We should probably check on him, also see how Tato’s doing, it’s 9:40 am and he’s still asleep. Someone needs to check outside too, see if anything else has changed.

*the group splits up into three, Bad, Stick, Kit, and samp heading outside, Bea, Ram, marshi/casey, and Bem checking on Tato, and Void, OCH, Cyn, and Chibi checking on Bleeze, we cut to Bleeze first. The gang finds him with a large blond braid, and a sparkly blue dress*

Bleeze: When the fuck did we all decide to cosplay and who didn’t pay the heating bill

Och: Yeah, about that… we all just kinda woke up like this and I’m pretty sure we have our character’s abilities

Chibi: Some of us have been randomly bursting into song, can’t wait for our duet pookie 👻

Bleeze: This is why I left the fnaf wiki EEVEE WHY AM I EVEN IN THIS PLEASE SPARE ME

Void: Eevee’s downstairs under a stereo, why are you trying to talk to him?

Bleeze: Wrong Eevee, fourth wall breaks, amirite? 🤑

*awkward silence*

Bleeze: Though seriously, why the fuck now? I’ve had my adventure, I don’t need something new

Cyn: Dear lord he’s quoting Elsa he’s gone too far

*cut to Bea, Ram, Casey/marshi, and Bem stepping into Tato’s room. There is an ungodly amount of chocolate wrappers on the floor and more unwrapped chocolates. Chocolate stains fill the room, and Tato’s wolfing down a Hershey’s bar*

Bem: Good god man… what happened here…

Tato: CABBAGE CHECK ‼️💥‼️‼️💥‼️

*Tato pats everyone down to check for cabbage*

Tato: You’re clear.

Ram: Tato, you okay?

Tato: NO MORE CABBAGE 💥‼️💥‼️💥‼️‼️💥‼️‼️💥‼️ we have it too often. 🤧

Casey/Marshi: But last night we drove down to McDonald’s, you and Kit got stuck in the playplace, Remember?

Tato: LIES, WE HAD CABBAGE ☹️☹️👎👎

Bea: how do we tell you you didn’t?

*Cut to the rest opening the front door and stepping outside, it looks like a whole new world out there*

Kit: Holy fucking shit.

Pings:

@StickmanGamzing as Finn the human (adventure time)

@Lumenniic as Charlie Morningstar (hazbin)

Eevee as Steven universe :3

@Ramzito250 as Beetlejuice

@KingVoidDragon11 as Gumball

@Sampaioe as Regina George

@BumbleBea007 as the girlfriend from Fnf

Tato as Charlie bucket

@The OCH Guy as doctor strange! (Yes doctor strange, not doctor who because funni)

Won’t let me ping Blizz but he’s elsa

@Badtimepacifist as Harry Potter!

@MarshMushi as luz from the owl house!

@Chibi Funtime as Yakko Warner (animaniacs)

If you weren’t included then you will be in a future episode, if you don’t want in ill take you out

Feel free to share hottakes: my hottake: I don't think fredbear or springbonnie are important to the lore at all

Note that I used a pic of Luz from Owl House (my favourite show) to draw it since I'm not really the best drawer :(

(I KNOW TOH HAS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH FNAF BUT I'M JUST SAYING WHERE THE ART ORIGINATED FROM)

Also my caption:

"Was it something I said?"

Comment what you think she can't believe she just did (NO INAPPROPRIATE ANSWERS)

Mine: She kissed her crush 😂

(Note that I used Amity Blight from Owl House to draw that, despite not liking Amity, useless, but still, AND I'M NOT HOMOPHOBIC BEFORE YOU START MAKING ASSUMPTIONS)

Also the reason this is in "Fun and Games" is because I'm not very sure if this fits in the "Fanart" category

Also I'm obsessed with Security Breach so I may post about that FNAF game most often 😭

Wanna do a series, give me things you wanna hear dd say, or situations you wanna hear her in

Eyes are in different countries

I'm sorry if I include you and you don't want me to...

Don't take anything too seriously, everything here is a joke.

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Burnt whenever a post mentions the Mimic:

(I swear, this meme fits)

Chibi:

(Just Chibi in a nutshell

nothing else)

Samp when chatpost ban:

Stick when he comes back for a split second:

Pizza when a user exists (they cannot see this peak post it all of it's glory- context, app version has the ability to "block" users so that that [grammatically correct] user that blocked them can't see their posts.)

Bloock

Cyn when a user has any sort of activity on another wiki and has a message wall (please help):

I ran out of ideas, so make your slanders below in a respectful manner:

Goonigh

I used to have the whole set, most of them broke, got lost, or I gave some to friends

My personal favorites of these atrocities are Mangle, Chica, and Freddy