COME TO FREDWARD FAZBALLS SHOOTING RANGE AND ADOPT A KID FOR FREE WITHOUT TELLING THEIR PARENTS
YAYILL BRING BONNIE THE BOOT STEPPER, HE DOESN CARE IF YOURE WEARING STEEL TOED BOOTS, YOURE FEET ARE FUCKED
THATS A DAY AWAY FROM MY BIRTHDAY, AND IM HAVING MY BIRTHDAY AT FREDWARD FAZBALLS SHOOTING RANGE, er, PIZZARIA
JOIN US FOR A MOTHERFUCKING BITE
WELCOME TO FREDWARD FAZBALLS ENTERTAINMENT FACILITY, WHERE CONSPIRACIES AND THE FUCKED UP MIND OF SCOTT CAWTHON OUR LORD AND SAVIOR REIGN SUPREME
WHAT IF ITS A TEASER FOR JACKIE
Is it weird to find all four other animatronics with the it’s me thing in diff instances bc I saw Freddy and Bonnie doin that
This is honestly the most original fan game concept I’ve seen in a while
Bro got the mobile gamer hunchback, bro looks like he came back from the Cold War thinking he launched the nukes, bros achieved the ultimate unc status known to mankind, bro is still smarter than me (sad noises)
The mimic is a mean guy who rips people apart, if I could I would enslave him and gain world domination
Enjoy your five long nights, kick back and grab a slice, if you get hurt on the job we cannot cover your loss make it to six and you’ll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
So vodka gotta jumpstart my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I’m not cooperating while I’m rocking the table while he’s operating
I’ve created a monster cuz nobody wants to see Marshall no more they want shady im chopped liver
Guess who’s back guess who’s back guess who’s back guess who’s back du du du da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Guess who’s back, back again
I’m choosing playtime, hear me out but I could literally skip work before the hour of joy, or you could just like, hide, more than half of them don’t have ears
I just want to know, b it I also dont
Bro got the 4ft vertical jump
Afton family is goated
YES, YES YES YES YEA FUCKIN YEAH WOOOOO