All posts by Anonymouse-Geek

Hi grandpa 👋

TYZM

CHEZ OMGA

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY B4

(Now I'll pull on one of these)

*Sobs*

I was born with glass bones and paper legs.

Every morning I'd break my arms,

And every afternoon I'd break my legs.

Scott's been ignoring me for so long,

So with that..........

For five cents a day, you can help this animal in need. Just look at my pfp. I'm begging for help.

Pls do I haven't eaten in days

I'm starving over here pls let me out

I also have an alter ego that's Scott's pet mouse (don't ask how)

I'm Scott's left eye trust

"It's over William. You've springed your last trap."

Haven't heard that one yet but I'll do it tmr on the bus

Have y'all heard the song 'Dancing Down Below'? It's like a super underrated FNaF song abt Ballora

Scrap Paloma. Me and my friends usually call her 'Leg Lady'

PALOMA

So Tortillas cheated on Paloma with James Charles Foxy and had a bunch of crackhead babies together that tried to sell ppl drugs (Idr the exact words but ik the story)

Tortilla

REAL (lolz another notif for you)

Okay wait lemme cook to make a BBible rq (6 years of medieval writing pays off here)

We shall treat BB as our God for as long as this godforsaken fandom lives on.

We shall recite the BBible every day at mass.

At the end of every verse, we say 'batteries' instead of 'amen'.

Then we give the boy our undying love and respect.

We eat out of his hands.

We drink out of his cup.

We never forget.