All posts by EeveeTheAdventurer

Withered golden Freddy? Or XOR?

Golden Freddy?

Helpy is a bitchass motherfucker.

So on a nice December’s night in 2023, I invited him over for dinner. I had everything prepared nice, there was a ham in the oven, mug cakes being prepped, a casserole ready to go in the oven. A fresh, big microwave sitting on the table. Just plenty good things.

Anyway Helpy arrives, and he brought clearly expired cottage cheese definitely for the both of us, and he knows I hate cottage cheese.

Unfortunately had to take a few bites to not be rude, but THEN, he ate the entire microwave and saved NOTHING for me. Not even a scrap, and proceeded to shit all over my rug and leave.

I fuckin hate that bear.

Canon asked for Freddy to be a lost dead child endlessly wandering stuffed in a suit, but nah lmao

HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR

Your pfp was a cat? TBH I thought it was a pink blob and I live for that

I also thought samp’s pfp was Samara from the ring

What if he stuffed the kid into skibidi toilets

Scrap baby, best design in the series

WOAH HOLY SHIT THATS SO PEAK SISTER

I kinda get where samp’s coming from with the whole angry birds thing

What the fuck how did she find that many Terence x reader fics and can I have a link to one

Me

Draw me

Printing out Terence x reader fics and binding them as actual books is wild

Omg relatable

Also “I need to improve drawing hands” then it looks that peak, been drawing for a year and I can’t do it no matter what, this is my best one

She saw the art I make of her.

I’m adopting him

WHAT THE FUCK SHES SO PRETTY BUT ALSO SCARY I LOVE YOUR STYLE AHHHHHH

They’re learning well, microwaves are tasty. 👽

HOWEVER

Food processors are SMELLY LITTLE ASS NUGGETS ‼️💥‼️🤧🤧🤧☹️☹️☹️☹️

To SHARP AND NO PROTIEN 💔💔💔👎👎👎

TUMMY ACHE

I eat microwaves

Someone gets it, also idk if anybody said this but springtrap is just fabric and human tissue, flammable as fuck and bam, afton’s released and it’s a dead suit. Baby is solid metal and probably could take it for the most part, Elizabeth would probably get released, but even then Baby is still able to function like an animatronic and could probably attack