Count the Ways

If I’m going to be completely honest, during the first times I read the CTW story, I INITIALLY did not like her at all. However, after listening to the FLATCAP Podcast version of the Count the Ways story, the concept of Millicent’s character grew on me and I surprisingly ended up feeling quite pity for her during the inner monologue parts of her responses towards Funtime Freddy’s torment because the actress made her feel human. Even though there’s still a couple of things in the original story that I wish were better executed (especially when it comes to the flashback parts), I do like how unlike many other privileged bratty protagonists from NON-Fnaf media, she actually felt genuine remorse for her behavior and wanted to make up for it after learning how she was wrong pretty quickly. Also, it makes sense why she didn’t think Funtime Freddy would have any consciousness at first since her Grandpa’s workshop was full of scary looking items and it’s common for angst kids to think that stuff wouldn’t do anything. Now that I think about it, since CTW Funtime Freddy is heavily implied to be very much larger and more enormous than 6ft tall, maybe her attempt to trick him into committing seppuku wasn’t as dumb as I thought although even if she did end up coming out of his stomach, he still definitely ended her (and I believe since Funtime Freddy is a menace, he would’ve most likely done even more cruelty to her afterwards). I also think her minigame in the game adaptation for Into the Pit was extremely interesting.

The second pic, this one happens to be digital and done on IBISPaint X. The first one up there happens to be traditional and more inspired by the minigame instead of the actual chapter

The first pic was from Halloween last year and the second pic was a time he went to the beach with Bonbon and Millicent

The sketches were made on IBISPAINTX and the background was made with a bunch of Picsart stickers

Way after the events that ended in the closure of Circus baby's entertainment and rental, a protoytpe of one of the funtimes ended up in the garage of an old man

With a barebones AI, and the countless memories of malice and Viloence clinging to its metal skin and bones, this Funtime freddy isn't the one you knew

I made CTW Funtime Freddy into a prototype of the original Funtime freddy

The hand that'd have Bon-Bon is a claw that'd be hidden in the prototype Bon-Bon, Bon-Bon would've acted as a way to hide the claw and when he was alone with a child he'd use his claw to knock out the child with either an electric shock or a chemical to make them sleep before storing them in the chest cavity

As a precursor to it's much more compact child storage, a backpack held servos and power source while the bulk of it's chest is devoted to storage

I'll make the poll to figure out who's representing book 2

So my dad just popped off with a theory that I didn't even think about. In the Fazbear Frights short story: count the ways, Millie Fitzsimmons gets herself trapped inside a fairly blank Funtime Freddy suit that was inside her Grandpa's basement. She tries to escape but can't however, that is less important to the theory. What is interesting is that we get the conclusion to this story in the final edition of the stitchwrait stingers. Millie is in the afterlife and is walking along a path in the woods when a boy leads her back to reality where she is standing outside he Grandpa's house. I mentioned to my dad that we don't know how she got there and he asked if the animatronic had dropped her there and my brain went straight to the twisted ones and how they kidnap people, kill them and then dump the body. Could this Funtime Freddy type suit be a twisted one without a sound illusion disk? Am I insane or is this conceivable?

I'll make you say

how proud you are of me

So stay awake

just long enough to count

The waaaaaayyyys

My waaaaaaaayyyyys

Just tried to make a render in Blender.

Model made by: breddy_e on Twitter

It's implied that count the ways funtime Freddy has literally boiled someone alive due to the fact that he explicitly said that he only never tried decapitation before. How do we feel about this fnaf fandom?

Should I draw CTW funtime Freddy as Maximilien Robespierre?

In my opinion I think that he would have possibly brang up Henry VIII

I'll cut you into little bitty pieces
Or freeze you 'til your blood runs cold
Or stab you 'til your heart stops pumpin'
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told
Like a genie in a bottle
You are trapped in here to play this game of choosing what I offer
But either way you will end up choosing what I say
Count the ways, oh, one by one
Make your choice, let's have some fun
Let me tell you all the things that I can do
To fulfill your wishes
That they may come true
Now let's get talking, little cupcake
No screaming here will aid you through
This game of choosing, little cupcake
Will help you realize what you wanna do
Electrocution seems enticing
But so does freezing in the cold
Too many options and decisions 
So choose what you would like without the dice to roll
I am the brilliant 
One you call intelligent
Of all the ways to pass from this life in an instant 
The probability that you'll die in tranquility is slim to none when you're in the chest of hostility 
Count the ways, oh, one by one
Make your choice, let's have some fun
Let me tell you all the things that I can do
To fulfill your wishes
That they may come true
Count the ways, oh, one by one
Make your choice, let's have some fun
Let me tell you all the things that I can do
To fulfill your wishes
That they may come true
Silly Millie, why remorse?
Just let nature take it's course

1. Scaphism

Yes I know that funtime freddy definitely would want a horribly decomposing corpse being eaten by vermin and insects inside his stomach, I also know that this definitely wouldn't work for multiple reasons but hear me out, what if he just told her about it as a tactic to rise her fear more? He seems quite sadistic in ctw so I think he would have probably done that if it crossed his mind.

(Also keep in mind that there's other forms of scaphism other then 'the boats')

2. The brazen bull

I think it would add an extra little horror twist if he mentioned this one to her, I think that it could probably work especially since his stomach hatch would probably be the size of an average fridge (depending how large he is, I know he is over 6ft) I think this could possibly work, adding the claustrophobia that the brazen bull has included in it, he is also made out of metal and trust me, if you have ever touched one of those metal slides when it was absolutely scorching outside you would definitely know how painful it would be for the victims of the brazen bull (also including the fact that burning alive is scientifically the most painful way to die)

2. The blood eagle

I'm going to assume that a lot of people reading this know what I'm referring to so I'm not going to reallly get into details, it would be really interesting if this was brought up in ctw, at the same time it would probably be gory and inhumane (same with scaphism) to mention in ctw.

Anyways that's the end of it, I couldn't think of any other ones that could have a reason backing it up or could actually work 😭

This was a request from one of my close friends

I know the colouring is messy and the Porportions compared to the OG meme is off but this is a bit of a shit-post type of thing 😭

Reference (and transparent version)

TW: References to blood and torture

I've realized I forgot his eyebrows -_-