I'm in the kitchen rn, this is 4k footage of me
So, a long time ago, there were two guys, who wanted to express being furries with the excuse of building robots. Afton and Henry were college graduates with nothing to do except get a life, so what did they do? They started a pizza franchise called Fredbear's Family Diner instead of getting a life. Henry's teddy bear and Afton's old stuffed bunny gave them ideas for a bear named Fredbear, who had an absurdly large mouth, and Spring Bonnie, who didn't have a proper name because William forgot the bunny's name. They decided to make them robots too, so they made the worst design choices possible, enough to give OSHA employees heart attacks, to make them sing and dance and slap the guitar good.
Cut over to Michael and some kid named Dave or Evan, I forgot. Evan or whoever was an absolute sissy, and Elizabeth was too busy obsessing over Barbies to stick up for her younger bro. Michael, who wore a fox mask because he inherited being a furry/therian from his dear-old-pa. Michael was very accident prone, so he was literally tripping. Since Dave or whoever was such a weak-willed sissy, he thought Michael was bullying him. Michael took him over to Fredbear's to make amends, but he slips on a not slippery, not wet floor somehow and accidentally punts his brother's frail frame into Fredbear's mouth. Fredbear tries to tell Spring Bonnie what happened by moving his jaw, but he crunched too hard and Dave or whoever's weak skull imploded in front.
With both robots traumatized for life, William sent Evan or whoever to the hospital and assigned four proto-mascots named Ted, Theodore, Teresa, and Timothy, the precursor to Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy respectively. They had a ridiculous amount of teeth, but they meant well, and showed up to the hospital with presents and cake, but the nurses won't let them in. Meanwhile, Dave or whoever, who's IQ caved in like a collapsing bridge, thought the nurses and doctors were nightmarish freaks (who looked very similar to the rusty, decaying animatronics outside), so Evan or whoever's Fortnite instincts kicked in. The little piece of crap flashbanged the operators so many times that Henry sent Nightmare the bear to hug him and calm him down. Nightmare and the kid got along pretty well, until the kid unplugged the life support, tricking Nightmare into going home.
The kid jumps in a spare Fredbear suit and sets off the OSHA violations, killing himself. Willy is obviously sad, so what does he do? No, not get a life, who needs one? He makes a giant Barbie built like a fucking military tank named Circus Baby, because of her build. Elizabeth tries getting Wiliam's permission to play with Circus Baby, but William said no. So what does Elizabeth do? JAM OPEN CIRCUS BABY'S STOMACH HATCH WITH A CROWBAR AND JUMP RIGHT IN OF COURSE!
Around this time, Michael has a friend named Jeremy, a fellow therian who likes blue rabbits a lot. Jeremy goes to inspect the new cast, because Fredbear and Spring Bonnie had big dreams. Around this time, a new Spring Bonnie moved in, along with a white fox girl named Funtime Foxy the 1st. The new Bonnie, Freddy, and Chica needed a friend, and certainly not the Withered counterparts in the dank backrooms. She moves in, and William is slightly sad. one night, Charlie, Henry's dear ol' daughter, is locked outside in the rain, so William tries to unlock the door, but Charlie accidentally triggered the Security Puppet, so Puppet gives Charlie a heart attack and eats her. William, panicked that they'll accuse HIM for Charlie's death, clones her body and soul using certain dark magicks and revives her and gives her a brother named Sammy, an orphaned kid adopted by Henry around the same time.
After that mess, William confidently walks back inside, and sees Jeremy being attacked by the Withered Bonnie from the dank backrooms. Bonnie misses Jeremy's face and accidentally caves in some random guard's head, so Willaim calls Bayverse Optimus Prime inside to steal the one thing Withered Bonnie still liked: his face. With the blue rabbit now depressed, Henry blames Funtime Foxy the 1st for the Bite of '87, even though all this time, she's been sitting in a corner getting dismembered and beaten with her own limbs by the little pieces of shit whose parents don't care about what they do. Her reputation now ruined, the guards stopped repairing her and just slapped her with a male Endo02 head. To avoid confusion, Spring Bonnie did her a favor and changed her legal gender to yes.
This Spring Bonnie liked parties, but the kids he hangs out with, named Fritz for Foxy, Jeremy for Bonnie (because anyone named Jeremy in the FNaFverse is a blue bunny simp), Susie for Chica, a sensible girl named Cassidy, and Gabriel for Freddy, were stupid, except Cassidy. Now, Cassidy is important. Why? People say that Susie died first, but that's only to cover up the fact that the other kids ganged up on Cassidy and forced her inside of the spare Fredbear suit, killing her as well. People think William did it because Henry wanted his childhood friend out of the picture. Anyways, some kid named Oswald breaks cosmic space laws and travels back in time, and this new piece of shite tricks Spring Bonnie into protecting him. Oswald then gets Spring Bonnie the 2nd hanged and leaves. Cassidy, feeling bad, saves his life last moment and hides him in a box.
William, ousted by his former friend, hires a new white fellow named Funtime Freddy, and he returns to the Family Diner to give Funtime Foxy the 1st a new shot at life, which she agrees to. He rips her good head off and jams it on the somewhat feminine new body, but he put the wrong gendered voice box in, making Funtime Foxy a femboy, but she-no-he's fine with it. Funtime Freddy moved in from Germany, and people say Ballora was real, but no, she actually isn't. Don't believe the people who say Ballora was real. William taught Funtime Freddy how to sound American and leaves. Naturally, the other two hate being stuck with Elizabeth-now-Circus-Baby, so they bully her into calling Michael over. Funtime Foxy and Funtime Freddy skin each other alive and hop into a mixing bowl with a ridiculous amount of spare eyes. Michael, being accident-prone, walks into the skinning room and has his insides removed. The new entity, Ennard, hops right in and puppets Michael for two minutes before realizing he hadn't used deodorant or toothpaste in three years, so they leave.
To be continued...