Bonnet

Last week I went on vacation and I bought a Toy Bonnie plush. He was obviously a bootleg and he’s actually one of the worst I’ve seen.

Here the official Toy Bonnie plush

Already not great. And here’s the bootleg…

Just look what they did to him! I actually looked up pictures of other Toy Bonnie bootlegs and none of them looked this bad. We call him Roadkill cause he looks like he was hit by a car.

I also got this Bonnet plush and it looks pretty official so it ether is real or a convincing bootleg.

She’s very cute soft and she has this little cotton tail which I absolutely adore

Unrelated but I got this wonderful fellow in the mail

He’s great! His name is Bob.

Here they are. Aren’t they just adorable!

Here’s Spring Bon Bon or Spring Spring. He has legs are works as an independent animatronic but also has a springlock mechanism where he can be converted to a hand puppet for a human to use. He’s broken I haven’t thought up why but he’s still cute.

What do you think?

So, funtime freddy is throwing bon bon to Michael and Michael, being really good with the doors, closed the door and bon bon hits that. bon bon is probably crying in pain and funtime freddy is probably too lazy to get Michael himself. Michael is just laughing here and bon bon is now in really bad pain now. Then we got funtime foxy, the yelling fox just running at the door now and Michael is fearing for his life so he quickly closed the door. Funtime Foxy starts screaming in anger and runs off. Ballora is dancing to the office because she thinks Michael loves her dance moves but nope, Michael just closed the door on her face. Ballora is now crying now. Bonnet is going into the office to bug Michael but Michael just boops her nose, bonnet hates her nose booped so she crawled away to met bon bon

Will be done by tomorrow night

PART FOUR(TURNING THE TIDES)(same location as last time i am too tired)

As ballora and funtime freddy walk into the breaker room they watch shorty crawl into the darkness and then shorty’s fists extend out and punch the two away into the wall as shorty hands seem to come from every shadow to attack ballora grabs on to one hand and then funtime freddy also grabs on they follow the hand and find it is attached to a fuse box they turn and see shorty pulling a lever electrocuting them both they fall to the ground deactivated and basically dead. In the funtime auditorium lolbit is thrown into a wall and then blasted by the popcorn bazooka some of the kernels falling into the slits in lolbit’s body (remember that now!) just when it looks like funtime foxy is about to be destroyed by fatso a bunch of minirena’s fall from the ceiling onto the klowns below only one klown casualty and that is fatso his nose pops and he spins around and then explodes into party streamers and other normal clown nicknacks. Shorty crawls back into the funtime observation deck and sees one last vent,shorty crawls through this vent and enters the observation deck for circus baby’s room shorty stands on the desk and looks around the windows and circus baby appears at one of the windows “you are not the nightguard i know that but we can still help each other i know the location of what you want is and you can help me find something i want do we have a deal friend?” shorty does not even consider he flips her off just like a certain rude doll before extendo punching through the glass and baby’s head putting her down. After searching the rest of the observation deck shorty arrives to help his klown brethren the fighting stops when the elevator dings and a group of 6 klowns step out each armed with flash lights except one this one has not weapons he holds his hands up and makes a shadow puppet excavator that scoops up all the minirena’s and closes on them crushing them all,but before the shadow puppeteer klown can score anymore kills yendo appears behind them and crushes all of the clowns heads (including their noses) causing a cloud of klown colored mist to explode out out of the mist comes bonnet who rushes at chubby who just stares before slamming his foot down on bonnet crushing her. Lolbit gets up and before he can join the battle she feels something happen inside her robot body,lolbit starts to spark and malfunction until she explodes his parts falling everywhere and a total of 4 klown larvae slither into battle from her corpse the last part to fall is his head her eyes no longer glowing.

COME INSIDE, IT'S SUICIDE!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S THE MICKEY MOUSE DEATH HOUSE!!!!!!!

AND NOW I FORGOT THE REST OF THE LYRICS!!!!!!!!!!!!

(And as you probably guessed, I made this out of boredom.)