Dear Journal,
These robots really need Jesus.
Of course Foxy and Freddy are being their usual bags of shit, but Baby has gone completely off the deep end. She wants to get out so badly that she wants us to all get scooped and merge into this thing she calls "Ennard", with, obviously, HER as queen. She showed us the diagrams. I told her that it looked like spaghetti on crack, which it did, but also because I'm supposed to be the joker in our little animatronic family. It's tough being the oldest. Believe it or not, I'm quite the deep thinker. But NO. I gotta keep up a facade. Why? I don't know. Ask the freakin' 10-year-old who's runnin' the show. Actually, don't. Not even she knows.
Even worse, she wants to lead the nightguard into death by scooper as well and use him as a bodysuit. Does she CARE that the nightguard is her own brother? If you guessed anything other than A BIG-ASS NO, than you're wrong.
Someone better go and talk sense into Baby and the others before she puts this plan into motion, cuz this needs to stop.
-LOLbit