What deep complexities??? This is shallower than a kiddie pool

I'm joking you silly little goober

I understand that, I just like replying to sarcasm with seriousness

What a sick and twisted joke, I'll have to sue you in super court.

Not if I say no

Does it even count as creepypasta when the source material is already horror?

I don't even need to read the whole thing to know that the term "Hyper Realistic Blood" shows up at least once

I like men and this was funny to goof on but I want real horror

Don't you mean goon

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