Welcome to Hell /j

JOIN US FOR A MOTHERFUCKING BITE

What??

Don’t worry @Fiction1987 ‘s execution is scheduled for Monday 14th April :)

THATS A DAY AWAY FROM MY BIRTHDAY, AND IM HAVING MY BIRTHDAY AT FREDWARD FAZBALLS SHOOTING RANGE, er, PIZZARIA

Thats were the assassins are hiding 😊

YAYILL BRING BONNIE THE BOOT STEPPER, HE DOESN CARE IF YOURE WEARING STEEL TOED BOOTS, YOURE FEET ARE FUCKED

Yep. Sure. Whatever you say. *Dails 911*

COME TO FREDWARD FAZBALLS SHOOTING RANGE AND ADOPT A KID FOR FREE WITHOUT TELLING THEIR PARENTS

Ahhh, I was wondering where my little Tommy went…