Hmm...umbrella.

That’s gonna be a lot of moving around

I chose the ddlc one because it’d be quick and painless, but as a second choice I’d do the TV room and the nut room from Willy wonka

I cant swim, and I don’t think my mental stability could handle exploding or nearly exploding and ending up looking like papa Smurf,

but the nut room is wrestling some squirrels, and maybe falling in some burning trash, but I could take on a few squirrels, and while being trapped in a TV would suck, and likely either end in me 10 feet tall and flat as paper or really tiny, it’s implied Mike got better, just slightly taller

Would probably hurt like hell, but it would be temporary, safer, and manageable

Get out of the suit, make an umbrella or find one, strap a skateboard to the suit, get back in the suit with the umbrella's protecton, and skateboard away

You need help to get out of it

Skip steps 1 and 4

I can survive ddlc and the fire, just gotta be smart about it

*moves out of the way of the scooper*

Scooper

I can dodge it, Simple.

il take the suit i know il die but one hell of a way to got out