"Uh, hello? Hello, hello? Uh, hello and welcome to your new summer job at the new and improved Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Uh, I'm here to talk you through some of the things you can expect to see during your first week here, and to help you get started down this new and exciting career path.... I know it can be a bit overwhelming. But I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. You'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Let's see. First there's an introductory greeting from the company, that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know:
"Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or a person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah blah blah. Now that might sound bad, I know. But there's really nothing to worry about. I want you to forget anything you may have heard....about the old location, you know. Uh, some people still have a somewhat....negative impression of the company. That old restaurant was kind of left to rot for quite a while, but I want to reassure you, Fazbear Entertainment is committed to family fun and above all, safety.
As always, if there is ever an emergency, please note there's a designated safe room. Every location is built with one extra room that is not included in the digital map layout programmed into the animatronics or security systems. This room is hidden to customers, invisible to animatronics, and is always off-camera. As always, remember to smile. You are the face of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.”
