(in this AU, every golden freddy spirit possesses golden freddy.)
Evan Afton, watching Andrew: Ah yes. The mysterious and beautiful Andrew, so demure…
Evan Afton: …I wonder what sort of melodic sounds this wonderful being makes?
Andrew: *screaming*
Cassidy: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Andrew: I'm aware of that.
Cassidy: But then you and I had some time together.
Andrew: Uh-huh?
Cassidy: It did not get better.
Evan Afton: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!
Michael Brooks: This unmitigated poppycock?
Andrew: Extravagant hogwash!
Evan Afton: Okay, stop.
Andrew: What is everyone for Halloween?
Evan Afton: I’m superman.
Michael Brooks: A clown.
Andrew: So I’m guessing we don’t need to get you a costume then?
Cassidy: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Cassidy: That's why I own TEN guns.
Cassidy: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
Andrew, jumping out of Michael Brooks's closet: BOO!
Michael Brooks:
Andrew:
Michael Brooks:
Andrew: *makes a sad face*
Michael Brooks: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!
*Michael Brooks is fighting William Afton*
Andrew: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat him!
Michael Brooks: The power to believe in myself!?
Andrew: No, a knife! Stab him!
Evan Afton: How stupid do you think I am?!
Cassidy: You really want an honest answer to that?
Evan Afton: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody. And ya know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Evan Afton.
Andrew: But you're Evan Afton.
Evan Afton: Kinda stuck. It’s a long story.
Evan Afton: Why can’t we all just get along?
Michael Brooks: Because most of us are assholes, Evan Afton.
Andrew: I’m gonna die alone.
Evan Afton: Andrew, you’re not gonna die alone.
Andrew: Michael was my safety net, okay? His soul got freed and now I have to get an alligator.
Cassidy: Uh-huh. Why is that?
Andrew: If I’m gonna be an old lonely spirit, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.
Andrew: So I figured I’ll be “Ghost With a Pet Alligator”, you know? Crazy alligator ghost.
Andrew: Then I’ll get more alligators, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY ALLIGATOR GHOST!!!
