H-Hi...I'm Candy Cadet, anyways thanks for the 5+ dru-I mean CANDY, 100% not on crack...I promise...(You want sum-) anyways...they made furry suits with hard metal in them. Henry didn't want to be a furry so he was a W gigachad, but William Ap-Appleton did furry roleplaying 24/7, he was so addicted he couldn't even take care of his own children, because his wife, sat on the couch, ate some lays, watching TV, and smoking weed, and she has ADHD so she zones out 24/7 into the wall...staring into the void...anyways so basically Micheal had to take care of Evan, sometimes they would go to the pizzeria with Micheal's homies, and they are so stupid they forget to update their calanders s-so th-they think it is ha-halloween 24/7, explains why they wear masks, because he was ashamed, Micheal felt he looked ugly, because the blonde girl at school on a cheerleading team rejected him on a date, instead she took Evan. And Evan cried 24/7 because he didnt want her since she has lice, but he didn't want to hurt her feelings. Micheal felt ugly so he put on a mask, same with his homies because respect, boys, t-they stick together...when one gets rejected by a girl...the r-rest jump her- I mean, lets mov-move on! Anways back to furry roleplay with Appleton
Evan was so embarassed and cried because his dad was a furry. One day The homies and Evan went to the pizzeria. And Evan secretly had a crush on Fredbear, and Micheal looked through his notebook and found out, so Micheal and his homies made Fredbear molested- I mean hug Evan, Evan started crying because he didnt bring any flowers, and clearly William Appleton was right next to Fredbear when all this was happened but he was too busy getting quirky in his furry suit and making t-t-tiktoks.
Evan was soooooo-soooooo scared, so Micheal and his homies lifted him up, and gave Fredbear a huge kiss, the kiss was so powerful and Evan felt so e-e-embarrassed that his frontal lo-lobe exploded, and my guy got digested by Fredbear.
WAS THAT THE KISS OF 87!? No Mark it was the kiss of 83.
All the kids ran away frighten about how gay Evan was, and William finally got out of his furry phase, and was mad, he was so mad, that he was m-mad. He w-went home, and beat the sh- out of Micheal, and he was sent to the fields. Henry m-made the puppet, to take care of the kids and to make sure no one l-left without a-an adult. The p-pupper will scan their baclet full of pizza grease and de-decide if they could leave. Henry got a child, named Charlie, Charlie and the Puppet were v-ve-very good f-friends. One time, a bunch of bullies came.
They abused the Puppet, they put her back in her box, and stacked a bunch of other boxes so she can't get out...wait...she? Wai-wait is it he or s-she. I'm a bit rust after this rui-ruined meg-m-m-mega pizza place...
Anyways, they threw Charlie out in the rain, and they got arrested since they are not allowed to hit women, they said they were paided crack by William to kick her out. William was in his car, driving to the p-pizza place a-a-and saw Charlie alone outside, and he did his business, he killed her, it felt good to him, he loved the b-bl=I mean ketchup in his hands, he was insane, he even licked it, he turned into Jeffrey Dahmer...anyways he drove away and was so happy he went to get 80 gallons of root beer. The puppet...a-after 10 hours, finally broke out, it went outside and in the rain, sparks were seen from it since the Puppet was so hot, thats why Charlie was friends with her and the bullies threw her out, mostly because they were jealous that she had the coolest friend. Anyways the puppet w-was too late...
Charlie was dead, so the Puppet layed there, in the rain...soaked and broken...and e-e-emotionly d-damaged...somehow Charlie possessed the Puppet, the puppet came back to life...with tears on it's mask. It went back inside...into it's box...and cried from depression for 4 whole y-years...G-g-give me mo-more can-candy l-l-later and I-I will continu-ues...I need at least 5 candies (5 likes) to continue...entering re-rest mode...t-thank y-y-you...
