I’m totally obsessed with Afton (not in a weird simping way that’s gross) as a character. Unfortunately when I’m obsessed with a character I tend to… emulate them I’ve done this my whole life (how can I forget the Little Nightmares incident of 2021) I’m a bit of a Mimic I’d say. Of course when I say I’m “mimicking” Afton no I’m not going to kill five kids at a Chuck E Cheese murder is bad obviously. It’s just really personality related and wearing to much purple, and yellow rabbits lots of them. Hard to explain if you knew me in real life it would make more sense.

Anyways it’s started out barely noticeable but them I made my Springtrap suit and started wearing all the time it got to the point where my mom banned me from wearing the full suit without a good excuse every day I stare at it longingly hoping I can think of good excuse. I also have made it a tradition to drink tea every night at 9 in my fancy purple robe while giving evil monologues to my brother.

(Note as I write this I’m am currently in a purple suit jacket with a purple bow tie and Spring Bonnie pin.)

By now it obvious, my room is full of Spring Bonnie merch, everything is purple. Even without seeing my room it’s not obvious just from talking to me apparently I give off major villain vibes and have been told to my face by my brother and random strangers alike I quote, “have the smile of someone who’s killed at least 10 people.” I’ve been said to be generally creepy. I don’t even know how it’s gotten to this point.

I quote Afton a lot too not just “I alway come back” I also call basically every lie “a deceptive calling” I’m a self proclaimed great liar myself and yet any slightly suspicious statement is “a deceptive calling”. My favorite one to quote is “bittersweet but fitting.” I say it way too often it’s just my way of saying something is ironic it’s usually not even bittersweet.

So what about the title I said my family knows you probably want to know how they found out (don’t worry this isn’t a deceptive calling too). Well I don’t actually know (except my brother I monologue to him every day) my mom literally just called me out the other day she literally said “I know you’re just trying to be him without the suit.” In reference to the amount of purple in my wardrobe (don’t even know how she picked up on it she doesn’t even know his name let alone his association with the color purple).

A few weeks ago I asked my brother if he wanted to be my business partner someday and his immediate reaction was to say “PLEASE DON’T KILL MY CHILDREN!” Funny but I kind of hurts to know my brother thinks I’m a threat to his future children.

So that’s all I have to say just wanted to get out my dumb obsession.

(As a final unrelated note I randomly started being unable to say Molten Freddy without saying it in a British accent don’t know how it started or how to stop)