#itsappleton

I hope you choke on an unseasoned chicken wing and try to drink hot dog water to make it go through your throat but you die from salmonella you toe-eyed cabbage.

Bro, I eat unseasoned chicken and drink hot dog water to take my pills everyday. How did you know my cabbage have toes and eyes?!

I actually had a stroke reading this you win.

Ok this post has officaly made me lose my fazballs

You are a girl you don’t have balls

Man im not calling him goofy ass names like “Appleton”, plus that’s not even a real name

r/woooosh

NECROPOST???

Necropost my ass