I would explain what puberty is and how I’m not a kid. He only killed children…right?

Grab the uzi and let loose, then when he is immobalized ask him a series of questions so i can have all the fnaf knowledge ive ever wanted, and rip off his head making sure he can still speak, then put him on display and chat with him some more then charge people to see him.

Lock the door and grab a firearm or other weapon. I mean honestly, he's a mangled corpse inside a moldy bunny costume. What is he really gonna do?

I will say one thing you shouldn't try to do because it's fruitless.

Burn him

I'd walk up shake his hand and say, take me with you, I don't care were your going... I'm coming, Evan if I died, shove me in a suit, I'd be happy...

This guy got the right idea^

This guy has survived 3 burnings, I don't think that'll work.

Why I'd invite the man in to have a cup of tea of course!

Run, his walking speed is a limp and I refuse to believe a corpse in a moldy rabbit suit is faster than me then it's just a matter of how far I run

Hah yeah