Scare the living hell out of every child.

Yup, them like "how did you put the suit on?" Us "ya don't wanna know kid, let's just say I was being chased by a bunch of dead kids spirits------"

I’m going to illegally change my option to Springlocks now for the sake of making children oui oui themselves

Lol

Springlocks are kinda eek-

But so are Zombies, so eh.

Springlocks are god

Zombies

We're just casually having a war now lmao

PETITION TO CALL SPRINGLOCK SUITS BY "FORBIDDEN HALLOWEEN COSTUMES!"

Zombies, I have a higher chance of surviving in combat.

Springlocks, I don’t think I’d be able to prevent hundreds of little pieces of metal turning my bones into bone meal, so some mfer can use me to make his wheat grow faster