"Watch, listen and be full"
*Beep*
I'm sorry to interupt you elizabe-
Another beep
William Eggton: I've come to make an announcement Lefty the bear is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife thats right he took his bear fucking plastic dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said thats disgusting, so i'm making a fandom post on henry's tv announcement maker lefty you got a small dick it's the size of adventure plushtrap except way smaller and guess what here's what my dong looks like *BOOM* Thats right baby, tall point, no plastic no latex, look at that it looks like to balls and a bong. well he fucked my wife so guess what im gonna fuck the earth with lolzhax, thats right this is what you get! MY SUPER LAZER PISS! EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH! NO IM GONNA GO HIGHER IM PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE UNTIL 6AM UNTIL THE PISS D R O P L E T S HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
Inspired by this mad man: https://youtu.be/UbycXPfkww4