January: Rockstar Foxy
February: Rockstar Bonnie
March: Scraptrap
April: Helpy
May: Lefty
June: Molten Freddy
July: Rockstar Freddy
August: Rockstar Chica
September: Funtime Chica
October: Candy Cadet
November: Scrap Baby
December: Security Puppet
1: Takes you to Vegas
2: Eats your fridge
3: Breaks your frickin hand
4: Makes you survive 5 nights
5: Teleports behind you
6: Screams for 2 hours straight in your ear
7: Flys around while T Posing
8: Jumpscares you
9: Makes you Mac&Cheese
10: Belly flops on you
11: Humps your bedroom door until it breaks
12: Buys you a new car
13: Crashes your car
14: Kicks you all the way to Brazil
15: Murders anybody that looks in your general direction
16: Sits on you
17: Buys you a new iphone
18: Makes you transform into a pineapple
19: Poops on your car
20: Body swaps with you
21: Gives your most recent post here a like
22: Breaks a window
23: Deep fries a banana and makes you eat it
24: Sings your fav FNAF song
25: Flys into the sun with you tied to them
26: Gets you a cat
27: Feeds you a Furby (yes, a actual Furby, cut into slices)
28: Crashes your car
29: Slaps you
30: Kisses you 😳
31: Preforms for you
(Sorry Springtrapisweird, I never said it was a good surprise!)