Nothing...

K

Do what you want cause a pirate is free...*puts-on eyepatch And parrot while holding a real sword*...you are a pirate!!!...

Aight aight ill get my own tea im not stooping to mikes level lmao

*Magically appears in a pirate outfit* YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE-

Being a pirate is alright to me!...*is also in a pirate costume*...

* whips out pirate outfit * YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!

YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE

Nice choice..

No dying on the ship amirite capn dark